
Gareth: You know the phrase "Slowly, slowly catchy monkey", I could kill a monkey. Gareth: If anything they should be rewarded. Work Experience David: "Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs." Now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs. How do you know it's yours? Gareth: 'Cause it's got my name on it in tippex. David: Well don't do that! Eat it out! There's people starving in the world, which I hate. Oh, what is in here? Gareth: It's my stapler. David: Yeah, you show him a weakness, he pounces, you should know about that. David: Why's he done that? Gareth: I told him once that I don't like jelly. What's going on? Gareth: He's put my stapler inside a jelly again. Gareth: Right, that is it! David: Slow down, you move too fast. Oh, what is that!? David: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to fiddle with my children. He was rubbish!ĭavid: I said, "If Head Office try and come here and interfere, they've got me to contend with, okay? You can go and fiddle with Neil's people, but I'm the head of this family. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?".


It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went "Mr. Series 1 Downsize David: My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff.
